Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
My breasts were aching with rage.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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