I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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