She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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