I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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