Moan for me like Helen Keller
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Life is so much better after having sex.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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