On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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