There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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