And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Small penises have feelings too.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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