Me. At least after what I've been through.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I am mentally ready for anal.
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