ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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