OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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