Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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