I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Randomize
