Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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