i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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