This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
