who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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