My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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