hotel room ftw
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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