drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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