Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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