Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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