Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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