she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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