Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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