Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
farters have to be the big spoon...
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And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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