She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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