when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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