The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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