But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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