My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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