u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
