My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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