Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
oh god was she eating orange peels again
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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