He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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