Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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