six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just high enough for therapy.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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