it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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