I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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