He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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