Having a random hookup so left but love u
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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