she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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