How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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