Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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