i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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