Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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