he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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