i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
