i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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