I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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