i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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