awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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