I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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