just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
