i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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