i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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