Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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