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(415): View more from California

Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99

(415): View more from California

Recession joke.

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(415): Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99 (415): Recession joke. http://tfl.nu/0g53

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(702): View more from Nevada

Its only 8 and she is already passed out

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Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2

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(702): Its only 8 and she is already passed out (1-702): Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2 http://tfl.nu/cu8c

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(917): View more from New York City

i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!

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(917): i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see! http://tfl.nu/gbe5

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.

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(765): I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot. http://tfl.nu/lv0c

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.

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(803): Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning. http://tfl.nu/55ug

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(314): View more from Missouri

You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time

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(314): You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time http://tfl.nu/thrg

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.

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(970): Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier. http://tfl.nu/o9ed

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(803): View more from South Carolina

He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.

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(803): He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex. http://tfl.nu/kpvm

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(201): View more from New Jersey

On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in

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(201): On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in http://tfl.nu/9hap

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.

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(402): I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong. http://tfl.nu/dijt

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(313): View more from Michigan

I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.

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(313): I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6. http://tfl.nu/0yci

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?

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JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.

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(902): Is this a genuine concern or are you just high? (408): JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN. http://tfl.nu/lbkb

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(912): View more from Georgia

There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.

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Do you need my fax number or something?

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(912): There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow. (912): Do you need my fax number or something? http://tfl.nu/ynqo

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(613): View more from Ontario

Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.

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(613): Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook. http://tfl.nu/9inf

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?

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(832): If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me? http://tfl.nu/3f6r

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